Snakes on a Train | 
 enlarge | Brand: The Asylum
Category: DVD
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Rating:  12 reviews
Sales Rank: 54616
Format: Color, Ntsc, Widescreen, Director's Cut, Full Length
Language: English (Unknown)
Rating: Unrated
Region: 1
Number Of Discs: 1
Running Time: 91 Minutes
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.3
UPC: 027616131287
EAN: 0027616131287
ASIN: B000HK03IC
Publication Date: 2006
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| Features:
| • | Mayan Curse | | • | Snakes | | • | Train | | • | Horror | | • | Action Adventure |
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Product Description
Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers.
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| Customer Reviews: Read 7 more reviews...
 really, really, really bad November 25, 2008
Rion Smythe
I hated this movie. It sucked. Don't even consider it. I'd pick up a copy of 'Snakes on a Train in Canada' if you like this kind of silliness, you'd get a much better laugh.
 twinklefairy hugs January 21, 2007
Jebbadiah Snapperwilkeltonersmithjohn (The Pumpkin Patch!)
3 out of 4 found this review helpful
This movie was pretty much the best movie i have ever seen! With horrible acting and what could be the worst special effects EVER this movie will make u whoopie in ur pants! With an acidtrip ending which was probably written while the scren writer was high on every drug known to man ull be left sitting on ur couch thinking wtfmate! With random creepy perverts, nudity, bloodsplatters, and little girls getting eaten by snakes u could either find this movie oggly dolefus or peefizzle wankleburg! THE PUMKIN OVERLORDS DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES!!!!!! anyway buy this movie or else pandas will eat your face! also watch vampire assasin SO SAY THE PUMPKNI OVERLORDS!
These "Snakes" are missing in action. December 22, 2006
Denzel Lockheart (Edmonton, Canada)
5 out of 6 found this review helpful
Here's some advice: if you're gonna make a movie called "Snakes on a "Train", you might NOT wanna save the snakes until the last 5 minutes. Even more so about the ending, which involves not a Snake on a Train, but rather a train in a snake. No doubt about it.
A die-hard fan of SNAKES ON A PLANE, I rented SOAT, and thought it would be good. Instead, it was just worse than I thought it would be. Here's what's wrong:
1. Firstoff, let me say that this movie is BORING- The snakes aren't even unleashed until the ending.
2. When I see a film with a tagline that includes "1000 venomous vipers", I EXPECT THERE TO BE VIPERS. THere was only one viper and the rest are just ball pythons and Garter Snakes (WTF?)
3. The characters are underdeveloped, and totally, are boring.
4. TERRIBLE S/FX! (Spoiler) WHen the chick turns into a basilisk at the end, the S/FX are terrible!
So AVOID THIS AT ALL COSTS!
Better than Citizen Kane will ever hope to be! November 12, 2006
Kail (New Jersey)
By far this is probably the greatest movie of all time. There are tons of snakes and they are loose, not on a plane, but on a TRAIN. Best of all there are no big stars walking around shouting offensive curse words about said reptilians on said modes-of-transportation. No sir, just wholesome fun, not for the youngins' though, they aint yet old enough for this one. I rented this the other night with a few of my buddies, and well, I regret bringing it back. I should've payed them to let me keep it. I was surprised that they actually had a copy of it left on the shelf, boy was I in for a treat when I got home. I suggest you pick this one up before it sells out, or you'll regret it when you're the only person who hasn't seen Snakes on a Train.
Low Audio October 17, 2006
D. Fox
2 out of 5 found this review helpful
Audio quality was very bad and the volume very low for most of the movie. It seems the reason for this is so the sound can be very loud during the climatic scene. The end result is I blew out my speakers during that scene.
As a friend commented, "Dude! You've rented some bad movies before, but this is the first one that did physical damage!"
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